No…

… that car doesn’t make you two dudes look gay. (NTTAWWT)

Jaguar XK8 las vegas
Wait.  I lied.  It totally does.  Only people who are going to fuck each other ever ride together in a Jag.

Richland, Michigan: Exotica ground zero

Who woulda thought…

Ferrari, Jaguar XK8 Porsche Boxter, all running to Serafino's for Bud Light and Brie
Ferrari Daytona, Jaguar XK8 Porsche Boxter, all running to Serafino’s for Bud Light and Brie
Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers?  Yeah, baby, yeah...
Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers? Yeah, baby, yeah…

The only view possible from a Camry
The only view possible from a Camry

Parking Lot Treasures

Jaguar XK8
if blow jobs were a car

Nothing says “I’m John McCain and I want to f*** my VP as soon as I get more little blue pills” than one of these