Don’t Blink

Aston Martin Vanquish
Oh look!  Maybe Pierce Brosnan or John Cleese are nearby!

Aston Martin Vanquish
Because when you turn around…

It’s GONE!

ferrari 365 Porsche GT3
Aston Martincall it the Vanquish; we call it the Vanish

One minute, it’s an Aston Martin Vanquish and an entourage in a Land Rover.  Then the next minute, it’s mom’s Camry and a parade of prissy Germans, as if James Bond wasn’t really there either.

(The random Ferrari was small consolation)

Spied in Phoe – Wait, WHAT?!

That’s not Phoenix.  While the flags sort of look confederate, the expensive cars, the absence of cinder blocks under them (or WalMarts or trailer parks) and the fancy pants building in the background all tell us that this is NOT ARIZONA. Or Alabama. Y’all.

Hmmmm. This is a tough one Photo (c) 8 Barrel International House of Photography.  All Rights Reserved
Prince William, out to pick up some bangers and mash.
Aston Martin Vanquish
How do we know it’s not Bond? It’s not sliding sideways through the intersection at 100 mph

Aston Martin Vanquish
Prowling for saucy Brit wenches

Photos (c) 2009, 8 Barrel International House of Photography. All Rights Reserved

These are all 8 Barrel’s from a quick trip to London for a nooner with Liz.  How do we know they’re his and not mine?

A – they are from out of the country (and not Canadia or Puerto Penasco, which are like suburbs of USA anyway).
B – they are completely opposite of my shots – the only angle he failed to get was the ass, whereas, in photography and life generally, the only thing I catch is ass.

I love Scottsdale

Ferrari 456
Ferrari 456
Lamborghini Gallardo(s) and a Ford GT
Lamborghini Gallardo(s) and a Ford GT

Aston Martin Vanquish
Aston Martin Vanquish, under glass. It really does kick the shit out of a DBS, Daniel Craig

Lotus Esprit
We met yet again, Mr. Bond