All rise… for the Rolls-Royce Phantom VI – BBC Top Gear.
That’s not Phoenix. While the flags sort of look confederate, the expensive cars, the absence of cinder blocks under them (or WalMarts or trailer parks) and the fancy pants building in the background all tell us that this is NOT ARIZONA. Or Alabama. Y’all.
|Prince William, out to pick up some bangers and mash.|
|How do we know it’s not Bond? It’s not sliding sideways through the intersection at 100 mph|
|Prowling for saucy Brit wenches|
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These are all 8 Barrel’s from a quick trip to London for a nooner with Liz. How do we know they’re his and not mine?
A – they are from out of the country (and not Canadia or Puerto Penasco, which are like suburbs of USA anyway).
B – they are completely opposite of my shots – the only angle he failed to get was the ass, whereas, in photography and life generally, the only thing I catch is ass.
So let’s see:
- Black paint
- weird fender lights
- weird license plate
- what, what, WHAT? Since when do cops get to move their steering wheels?
I am gonna say no on cop, although i could easily be convinced it’s the Darth F. Vader-mobile