Smoke and Mirrors

Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Invisible.
Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Why would you think he is following you?
Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
You’ve got to be kidding me. Another one?

The funny thing about crap cars is that they just won’t die.  They’re everywhere you look.

Things that also fuck with your head

or why closure beats, uh, unclosure?  Opener?  Don’t read this whatever you do.

Seeing one of these in your parking lot:

Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Red is always better
Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Karma: Yup. Not just a Toronado. A Trofeo.

Alone, it’s just a coincidence. It’s not like its this one. Coupled with seeing every red Cougar in town (except the one I want) and repeatedly hearing the song that your dedicated ringtone came from, it’s more than a coincidence. It’s…..

a random series of coincidences.

It still fucks with your head.