You Can’t Spell “Scorpion stings all over would be preferable to this POS” without “Scorpio”

This is obviously a photoshop.  Seriously.  A “Merkur” (nee German Ford) Scorpio that: is not rusted out appears to have arrived under its own “power” has more than the owner looking at it – no one’s laughing and pointing; no one’s barfing has race parts?  WTF? What the fuck was 8 Barrel thinking, trading a […]

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1977 Mercury Monarch

What the hell was wrong with us in the 70s? Ford Falcon chassis (basically) – is this what the Mustang would have become, if it didn’t turn into a Pinto? 250 OHV I-6 from a John Deere It had a 4 speed stick (unless it was a 3) Was unable to handle golf balls from, […]

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