You might be a dumbass if…

kia sephia
Yes, the resemblance of “Sephia” to “syphillis” IS quite a coincidence

you drive a ’94 Kia Sephia.  I drove a pre-production one at a focus group event.  It was my “prize” for owning a Geo.  The identity of the Sephia was easy enough to deduce once I looked at the tape one the steering wheel.  K-I-A is a pretty recognizable silhouette, people.  (Not the cool kind either)  This is one of the biggest shitboxes you can imagine.  It’s owners must be excellent drivers because just looking at it cross eyed will total it out.