Maybe THIS

should be the new Bluesmobile.

1974 Plymouth Fury
It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

I know, I know. Fix the cigarette lighter

8 Barrels full of Monkeys

The Barrett Jackson themed weekly car show at the Pavillions had a larger than usual contingent of wagons -that is to say, more than the usual zero. This time: a 1970 Plymouth Fury wagon. This is near and dear to my heart because:

  • It’s a Fury.  QED

To be truthful there’s more:

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
One Adam 12

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
Looks weird with a clock instead of an empty space to install an ashtray

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
Bucket seats?  How SUV of you.

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
Picture windows for the wayback seats.

1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
Integrated spoiler – less JC Whitney than  a roof rack.

I’m not afraid to run your ass over
1970 Plymouth Fury wagon
383?  That’s workable for an 8V manifold.

The decline and fall of Western civilization

The decline and fall of Western civilization began with this: the Plymouth Voyager

Plymouth Voyager
Worst K-Car Ever

Now here me out.  After this came:

  • Baby on board signs
  • Iran Contra
  • photo radar
  • Yugo
  • cell phones
  • Super Nintendo –> Sony PSP
  • flip down dvd screens
  • Milli Vanilli
  • both George Bushes
  • Jersey Shore

QED