This is not your father’s drivers ed car.
|beginning with a V-8|
|the roll bar is actually a good idea|
|We’re not going to teach you how to use this shifter unless you already know how|
|It could be worse *cough* “Cruising Wagon (NTTAWWT)” *cough*|
Doesn’t everybody let their gas tank ride shotgun?
Wait. There was a Superbowl today? Why the hell am I hunting Pintos behind bars?
Or, Only In Arizona (since they have long since returned to dust everywhere else (we can hope))
Kinda makes you want to hang out the window of a LeMans and drunkenly yell “oi,” doesn’t it? Actually, one time Merloid did that to me FROM one of these shitboxes. What a proud day that was – to be called a loser by a loser.*
*Anyone riding in a Pinto by choice is a loser. Period. It’s indelible. You can redeem yourself with, e.g., Plymouth Fury V-8s and shit like that, but still, it’s a black mark on your soul.