Best Damn Fairmont Ever

Fit and finish is OEM (look at the hatch glass)
Blurrovision, like a UAW assembler on a Monday after the Super Bowl

The Best Damn Fairmont blurb doesn’t technically apply.  Gingerman had one (green with a tan interior covered entirely by one sheet of shitty cheap plastic – even the seats).  Hummelberg had a newer black one with a T-roof (which acted like a torsion bar, the car was so flexy without its roof on).  Both were shitboxes compared to mine, but compared to IIs, and dorky Fairmonts, they were friggin awesome.  God, were we stupid.

1980 Mercury Zephyr

1980 Mercury Zephyr
it’s not a cop, Jody

Cop or not?  When you come speeding up behind on of the Frat’s little sisiters flashing your brights, it’s sometimes hard to tell.