Airstrip One

has its own police force.  Police?

Under the spreading chestnut tree : Your bloated, redundant bureaucracy at work.

I’ve seen these guys before.  I thought it was just some tarted up Tahoes for an emergency drill.  Evidently, it was not just some theoretical disaster scenario pretend force.  These are newer, shinier versions.   It’s real.  Fortunately, their mission is not writing speeding tickets.  (Unless thinking about speeding is a thought crime. How double-plus ungood.)

What to drive

Pontiac G8

Phid grows up and buys Godzilla to outrun these assholes.

Yes, it has a Hemi, that you’re about to pay for

Dear Tempe

How come when I do shit like this, you insist on calling it a “felony”?