Airstrip One

has its own police force.  Police? I’ve seen these guys before.  I thought it was just some tarted up Tahoes for an emergency drill.  Evidently, it was not just some theoretical disaster scenario pretend force.  These are newer, shinier versions.   It’s real.  Fortunately, their mission is not writing speeding tickets.  (Unless thinking about speeding…

What to drive

Phid grows up and buys Godzilla to outrun these assholes. Yes, it has a Hemi, that you’re about to pay for

Dear Tempe

How come when I do shit like this, you insist on calling it a “felony”?