Airstrip One

has its own police force.  Police?

Under the spreading chestnut tree : Your bloated, redundant bureaucracy at work.

I’ve seen these guys before.  I thought it was just some tarted up Tahoes for an emergency drill.  Evidently, it was not just some theoretical disaster scenario pretend force.  These are newer, shinier versions.   It’s real.  Fortunately, their mission is not writing speeding tickets.  (Unless thinking about speeding is a thought crime. How double-plus ungood.)

What, Me Worry?

resistance is futile

Since when does the Department of Fascist Paranoia Homeland Security have a police force?

they're everywhere now, like an infection

Sorry for the blurriness. Shot from a car through a closed window while doing 80 the speed limit. It says Homeland Security on the fenderm and may spell out DHS above “Police.”

Thankfully, DHS Police (WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST) do not seem concerned with enforcing ridiculous traffic laws, when there are so many express constitutional rights to flout.

This may have been a leftover from a huge DHS circle jerk “readiness exercise” in Chandler.