Mine are bigger

¿Quién tiene testículos más pequeños? ¿Quién es más probable de conseguir felación de una prostituta atractiva?

Big Balls?

H2:

  • ridin’ on 25″s (but no spare)
  • lifted (but street tires)
  • roll bar/off road lights (and rock attracting step bars)
  • look at ME!!! yellow paint
  • BALLZ man!!! BIG FUCKING BALLZ OF STEEL!!!

We’re obviously not living the off-road promise of a 4wd truck. We’re are in full on faux bad-ass mode. What are we compensating for, eh?

P.S. Sweet ‘vette convertible. That car gives me what driving the H2 is supposed to mean you carry around.