Embrace your destiny

1971 Dodge Charger
ready for the late night shift

30 years ago, this Dodge Charger meant you peaked as a shift manager at the BK Lounge. Today, in this shape, it meas that trust fund isn’t just going to your ASU tuition.

Worst news I heard today

Sheriff Joe’s boys are driving these now.

Yes, those things do have Hemis. Dammit. So much for me winning on World’s Least Fair to the Cops Police Chases.