What to Drive

when you’ve got $895 of BK Lounge shift manager money burning a hole in your pocket. And why not? 455 is a win.  Vinyl buckets – get the ladies and hose off the seats as needed. Wheels for your nerd friends to “boycott” the prom. Shit like that.

Laura

Canute with the 7-Eleven tits drove a car like this. It was mom’s.

It cost $15,000

It’s my mom’s.  She’ll kill me if anything happens to it. – Laura, with the open shirt at 7-Eleven

Lady Madonna

What to drive on hopeful roadtrips/unplanned excursions to BFE Ohio.  Or to Food City for some Tecate on sale.