Tex Earnhardt: You still have not mastered the high school parking lot, obviously. And neither has your friend. Tex Earnhardt: And don’t even try to claim it was icy.
Words to live by… You know me – ordinarily no parked car is safe. No pedestrian is safe (especially when they’re next to a puddle). Not just one, two idiots tried to run me down in a parking lot. One was half successful. Read the whole story at Drive-By Shootings: Just when you thought it was…
Things are gonna start happening to me now. Hopefully this is not symbolic of our new affiliation
Sometimes seeing yourself coming and going is a really bad thing
I’ll Take Things that did NOT happen on my driver’s ed test for $8,000, Alex.
PHOENIX, 4/21/11 – In-n-out burger truck on fire on I-10. Insert 4/20 joke here.