Some Jokes Write Themselves

Just look at the license on this 2014 Chevrolet Corvette midlife crisis mobile.  Random alphanumeric assignment or trolling: “this is me (age 44) and what i am looking for in a future trophy wife/Italian confidential secretary (23).”  

1974 Chevrolet Corvette: Los Pollos Hermanos

When one is the king of an empire of fried chicken joints, one should travel in a style befitting one’s station.  Of course there are Lincoln Town Coupes for church and El Caminos for hauling McNuggets between stores, and 98s for the daily grind of Grosse Pointe wannabes.  But what about date night?  The kind…