Zero is not a speed

Corvair Greenbrier Sportswagon
Therefore, this Covair version of the mystery machine is not unsafe. Except from meteors.  The Marty Feldman look on the front end assures that there will me no “Chevy van” babymaking going on, so it’s that kind of safe too.

Phid comes to Phoenix?

1966 Chevrolet Corvair
It could happen

but not in his Corvair. ┬áIt’s in this kind of shape.

Chevrolet Corvair
No need to worry about Unsafe at Any Speed. “Ran when parked” is not a speed.