Incongruity

John McCain: penny pincher

I hate brown people but I’ll buy their gas

What’s wrong with this picture?  Mostly nothing, except the old man is a dumbass:

  1. cheap gas in a Bentley Continental Flying Spur.  Karma will visit you down the road
  2. cell phone at the pump?  Maybe karma will get here a little early…

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V
Do they make Rogaine for vinyl roofs?

Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack.  All your shit falls off:  roof, exhaust, little black rub strip…

Curb feelers

Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the jungle

your McMansion in the ‘burbs?  Well, that concept gets revisited too.

Your 15 Minutes Are So Over, Mr. Bentley

How many “rare” cars do you have to see before they are common?
Bentley Continental Flying Spur
This is my third Bentley Continental Flying Spur . I have seen more of these in Phoenix in 2 weeks than Yugos or any other crap car in the last 8 years.

I will say it’s the best Jetta ever…
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OTOH. these are actual rare cars. I did see one in Ahwatukee while on a wine safari Wednesday. Still looks like a $375,000 Kia. I think Randal from the Apprentice was in town for some tacos or something.