Alternate Universe

Arm rests front and back. Woohoo!
strutting you tailfins is unwise

One day you’re going out to the gas station for a pack of smokes while your baby sleeps, the next day you’re in a courtroom in Detroit, battling for your infinity.  But for due process of law, the future of fancy pants Cadillacs and river side high-rise apartments is replaced by rotting away for the next 50 in Jackson.