How Did We Go So Wrong?

Evolution is not always a positive change…

mark vii Aztek
Both the Mark VII and the Aztek were risky breaks from tradition.  Both were buffered down from the original proposals.

Motor Trend July 1982
Motor Trend July 1982

The older one says “even so, I still look classy.” The Aztek still says “Absinthe is a helluva drug.”

Why yes, they’re real

i.e., no, it wasn’t some bad dream you can’t wake up from.  What the fuck were they thinking?  Pontiac Aztek: AWD outhouse.

Peyote was a bad choice
“Puke” Green is not a coincidence
Pontiac Aztek
even the ass looks like … ass