Superbowl 48 is coming to your TV in a week or so, and we’ll all get the opportunity to root for a bunch of rich guys against the other rich guys. Not to be lost among the endorsement deals and guaranteed free agent money that is sure to rain down on the victors is the question of the spoils.
What do you get the all pro QB who has everything?
More importantly, who do you want to win?
Luckily, the Bugatti Veyron configurator is here to help answer both questions. Do you prefer Bronco
or Seahawk flavored Vitesse?
Gozer: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
Ray Stantz: What do you mean, choose? We don’t understand!
Gozer: Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
Peter Venkman: Oh, I get it. Real cute! [to the others] Whatever we think of– if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads, don’t think of anything. We’ve only got one shot at this.
Gozer: The choice is made!
Venkman: Whoa! Hold on!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Venkman: Nobody chose anything!