Jimmy Wang

My neighbor is Jimmy. He is 45 and is the worst cart boy at Savers ever. He sleeps on a couch at his sister’s house. Oh look! it’s Jimmy’s car. Jimmy like his car. He cleans it all the time.

Neighbor Jimmy,drunk as shit
Time for some vent maintenance?

Neighbor Jimmy,drunk as shit
Such attention to detail, such focus
But wait.  Jimmy’s not cleaning.  Maybe he’s tired from a long day of cart wrangling?
Neighbor Jimmy,drunk as shit
Jimmy?  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hmmm.  Did you switch your morning 40 with extra strength OE? How long you been there?
Neighbor Jimmy,drunk as shit
Your blurriness is contagious

Luckily, you got splashed and woke up before we could call these guys.

Mesa DUI RV
Never there when you need them

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