Karma: “Drawer audit”? You really said that? Was that cutesy BS your own, or did you read it in Playboy? Do you think she is THAT frigging stupid? Do you not think you just bought yourself a double tap when you’re caught by being cute?
Enter the C3 Corvette. In nice safe, noncontroversial maroon. Red’s just a bit too extroverted, even for a “EVERYBODY LOOK an my compensatory skills” car like this.
Yes, it has a V8, so you can pretend you’re a young man. Yes, it has leather, so it will remind your Italian confidential secretary of what’s to come. Yes, it has an automatic, because you really wanted a Monte Carlo for the stoplight BJs you read about in Penthouse Forum – clutches and rowing gears is too distracting – but it just lacked that certain athletic pretense. And really, wouldn’t you really rather roll up to the disco, and then the Downtowner in one of these?