But then, terror struck. In a move worthy of the Arizona Cardinals…
My dad, watching the weather channel: Hmm, 2% chance of rain in
the barren wastelandsArizona.
Rich Guy 1: Rain?… Abort! Abort!
Per the newsletter
Yes… that’s right. It rains about 10 days per year, and it looks like we have 3 of them coming up in the next 4 days. So, we are going to postpone the drive and lunch, and reschedule for 2/9/13.
then to Facebook:
Scuderia Southwest 18 hours ago
Saturday looks like it might rain! 🙁
Dave **** likes this.
Raoul Duke go anyway. That’s why cars have wipers and headlights.17 hours ago · Like · 1
Scuderia Southwest Melting cars!16 hours ago via mobile · Like
Raoul Duke what a world, what a world…15 hours ago · Like
Scuderia Southwest …and regrettably, our chariots melt in the rain. Heck, none of mine even have windshield wipers.8 hours ago · Like
fors some, the news was welcome…
Other rich dude: Thank epileptic Jesus we called it off. Popping my headlights AND using my wiper
s? I would need a Viagra AND a Cialis to do that. Or Prozac and Thorazine, on the rocks.