to your prom, because:
- Your cousin said, “oh fuck no” when you asked to borrow his.
- You didn’t go anyway.
- You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.
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when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night. Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out? They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop? Like that ever happens.