Embrace your destiny

1971 Dodge Charger
ready for the late night shift

30 years ago, this Dodge Charger meant you peaked as a shift manager at the BK Lounge. Today, in this shape, it meas that trust fund isn’t just going to your ASU tuition.

Best Torino Ever

1971 Mercury Montego MX wagon, owned forever by some now deaf dude from Payson

It shows up just seconds after this…
1971 Mercury Montego MX wagon
Family Truckster
1971 Mercury Montego MX wagon
Which means best Ford Galaxie ever

Hotel California?

And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’

The Eagles, Hotel California

(c) Peter Lippmann

Well let’s just see:

Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It’s all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It’s all organized by the Italians.

I think the answer is pretty clear, even without the Citroen DS.

Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy

Lincoln Continental Mark V
file photo

  • Mismatched Sears tires
  • “distressed” vinyl roof
  • “Tiger-striped” velour
  • beersoaked carpet.

Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better.  Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”