My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island.
Reason 412 to hate the 1980s: Full size GM cars introduce “shrinkage.”
Take a “free test dive of the new 1985 Electra!” ad to your Century Buick/local Buick dealer for a “free” “test drive” of the new 1985 Buick Electra. Except: Continue reading “We should have nuked the 1980s”
Once upon a time there were three little girls, or at least there was that one skinny bitch who was like my friend Adrian who went to the Payless Drug Store in Boulder Colorado, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Mister Brownstone.