Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V
Do they make Rogaine for vinyl roofs?

Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack.  All your shit falls off:  roof, exhaust, little black rub strip…

Curb feelers

Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the jungle

your McMansion in the ‘burbs?  Well, that concept gets revisited too.

Sarah Palin in Phoenix

It's no mere Cougar
It’s no mere Cougar

This is an ’89-92 Cougar/  I know, you’re already thinking dirty librarian and political aspirant Sarah “Bone Me” Palin at the mere mention of “Cougar.”  But wait.  There’s more.  It’s got a Thunderbird bumper, and not just any T-bird either – a Thunderbird SC.  On THAT car, SC stood for “Super[charged] Coupe.”  Obviously, on this car, it’s more likely chosen for “Super Cougar.”