Richland, Michigan: Exotica ground zero

Who woulda thought…

Ferrari, Jaguar XK8 Porsche Boxter, all running to Serafino's for Bud Light and Brie
Ferrari Daytona, Jaguar XK8 Porsche Boxter, all running to Serafino’s for Bud Light and Brie
Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers?  Yeah, baby, yeah...
Crocket and Tubbs vs. Austin Powers? Yeah, baby, yeah…

The only view possible from a Camry
The only view possible from a Camry

Cop or not?

Fun and games in Highland Park, Michigan:

Sorta has that look
+Ford Crown Victoria

Let’s examine the clues:

  1. Crown Vic
  2. weird license
  3. A-pillar spotlights
  4. Four(!) roof antennas
  5. trunk antenna
  6. blacked out wheels
  7. giant row of lights in the back window
  8. Also there’s this…
Ford Crown Victoria
Hmmm… seems to point to an answer. Maybe it’s the uniform

Brenda Priddy better watch out

I’m guessing it’s the 2010/2011 Jeep Scrambler.  The extra length is hard to see – it is as long as a current 4 door.

Long
Manufacturer Plate? Long Wheelbase? Black wheels? Windowless roof?

Brenda Priddy Better Watch Out

2011 Mustang engine mule, from what I can tell…

Manufacturer plates?  funky exhaust? Blacked out wheels? 2010 antenna placement on a 2005 body? Giant red stop button?  Not your average Mustang
2011 Ford Mustang engine mule
Get behind me!!!
2011 Ford Mustang engine mule
You cannot hide from me!!!

Cop or not?

Is that a broken down car?
Is that a broken down car?
No cop lights.  Is he pointing something?
No cop lights. Is he pointing something?
Look kids!  Some asshole is sitting their blasting us with his LIDAR.  Yay!
Look kids! Some asshole is sitting their blasting us with his LIDAR. Yay!

Welcome to Michigan! We do not give a shit how many tourist dollars you just dumped – we need more, and the meth heads do not pay their taxes.