This is the cracker-mobile, right down to the color and roof, except that it lacks bondo, rust, unmatched wheels, unmatched tires, and pretty much starts when you want it too, and runs until you tell it to shut off. Also, the lights work, 24 year after Cracker’s version.
It’s cousin was in the parking lot:
The delicious irony
According to BJ
A “Spartan” special custom Calais. Perfect for the Michigan State fan. Sold on a Scrap Title.
A “Spartan” special custom Calais. Perfect for the Michigan State fan. THIS IS A MODIFIED VEHICLE. NEITHER GM NOR BARRETT-JACKSON MAKE ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, CONCERNING THE VEHICLE, INCLUDING NO WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE VEHICLE IS NOT CERTIFIED TO COMPLY WITH ANY FEDERAL, STATE OR LOCAL LAWS, RULES OR REGULATIONS AND MAY NOT BE DRIVEN ON PUBLIC ROADS. This vehicle will be conveyed to Buyer with a “scrap” title. **TITLE IN TRANSIT**
To be fair, these cars, as built, were horrendous pieces of shit, so the sparty paint job alone probably was enough to push it into unsafe at any speed territory…
Why is this a flashback? Because Mrs. Phid went from the previous shitbox to one like this.