John McCain in happier days

cures limpness?

  • viagra’s workin’
  • still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig
  • rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt’s my wife’s money bought
  • My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.

Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and the oil industry still loves you.  It could be worse.  You could have to listen to the vapid MILF you nominated, rather than just ogle her from afar and remember some of what it used to be like when you had nads.

Clean, One Owner

Scottsdale Ferrari
Eat this, welfare mama

Only driven to John Birch Society meetings – J. McCain, Fat Cat, Arizona

Things are definitely different in Scottsdale, right down to the used car lots.

Parking Lot Treasures

Jaguar XK8
if blow jobs were a car

Nothing says “I’m John McCain and I want to f*** my VP as soon as I get more little blue pills” than one of these