Fancy Parking: Hey a-hole

dipshit“Joined at the hip” means that your S-Type (along with Lincoln LSs and Ford Thunderbirds) and my car share DNA. It is not a parking instruction. If my key didn’t cost $120 to replace…

it would still not be worth it to, uh, artify your POS. Unless you dinged me. Then you’d be toast.

F***ing Biltmore Neiman Marcus shopping pricks