My good friend Superstar once advised me to “stop running over people.” So, I took that advice to heart, and even crayoned “stop running over people” on the middle of my windshield. Still, that leaves a lot of targets… Continue reading “Me: 2, Mother Nature: 0”
God – I can’t believe nobody got this. The clues are so easy
You’re going to kick yourself. It’s this.
Not satisfied with that answer? Well how about this:
Still not enough?
Give it your best shot
In the 70s, everybody was on drugs. Exhibit A: The Ford Maverick/ Ford (no, nobody thinks it’s a fucking Mercedes) Granada/Mercury Monarch/ Lincoln (“pretend it’s completely unrelated”) Versailles. All of these are ultimately based on the ‘60 Falcon. Classy! Who the hell thought this was a better idea? Who would be seen in it while sober?
Alternatively, the 1970s must have been a time of great vision into the future*, an ability just like Saruman or Darth Vader, because that tumor-like bulge in the trunk must surely be covering some 26” dubs (which were not even invented in 1979 – not even in study hall).
*This can be explained, again, by the drugs. How come nobody sold that shit at my school?